And it went like this...

NSFW.
“Look here you little shits, if you’re under 18 get the fuck out because I don’t want my blog shut down...”-spectacularbod

neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades

(via bewbin)

punkrockluna:

attabe:

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

(Source: attabeen, via luciferwearsgucci)

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

(via rattlecanjunky)